Aging Is Mandatory T-Shirt
Black / S
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$29.99
Regular price
$44.99
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Aging Is Mandatory T-Shirt
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$44.99
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$29.99
US shipping: $4.99 for 1-2, free on 3+
100% US cotton. Garment dyed. Relaxed fit.
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The Tee
Comfort Colors 1717
100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, smooth feel
Soft-washed and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel
Fit & Feel
Relaxed, not boxy
True to size
Wears well under a flannel in November. Stands alone in July.
Substantial enough to hold its shape. Light enough to forget you're wearing it.
Care
Cold wash, low dry. That's it.
Wear often.
Gets better with age, like you.
Shipping
Every tee is printed to order.
Orders typically ship within 1 - 3 business days.
US delivery usually takes 3 -5 business days once shipped.
US shipping: $4.99 for 1-2, free on 3+
You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order is dispatched.
Return policy
If it’s not right, let us know within 30 days of delivery.
If there’s a print issue or damage, we’ll make it right.
Unworn items are eligible for a refund, subject to our Refund policy
No drama. Just contact us and we’ll sort it.
What other members are wearing
Why people like you wear Midlife Muscle Club
It's for people who train for life, not for show
You care about staying strong, mobile, and capable.
Not chasing a look.
It's for people who don’t need loud gear to prove anything
Clean, understated designs that say enough without trying too hard.
It's for people who don’t switch identities when they leave the gym
Training isn’t separate from your life. This fits whether you’re lifting, walking, or out with family.
Worn by People Training for the Long Game
Comfortable enough for daily wear. Built for people who still show up.
FAQs
Is this a performance gym shirt?
This Comfort Colors tee is a lifestyle tee: relaxed-fit, 100% US cotton, built for everyday wear. Train in it if you want, but it’s not a sweat-wicking performance shirt.
How does it fit?
True to size with a relaxed cut. If you prefer a closer fit, consider sizing down.
Will it shrink?
Minimal shrinkage if washed cold and dried low. Like most cotton, high heat will tighten it up.
How does it feel to wear?
Not flimsy, not heavy. Holds its shape without weighing you down.
Where is it made?
Printed to order in the USA. Comfort Colors blanks are garment dyed and known for their durability.
How long does shipping take?
Ships in 1–3 business days. US delivery typically 3–5 business days after dispatch.
Can I return it?
Yes. Contact us within 30 days of delivery for returns. Unworn items only, subject to our Refund policy.
Can I customise this?
We can adjust tee color, ink color, and details like names or dates.
We don’t alter the core design or create fully custom artwork.
Contact us before ordering and we’ll let you know what’s possible.